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Rome seals off roads caked with droppings from birds that binged on olives

Heavy rain over the weekend washed bird droppings from trees that line the Tiber onto the streets, creating hazardous conditions

Workers clean a Roman street after slippery asphalt caused by bird droppings caused car and motorcycle accidents. Photograph: Claudio Peri/EPA

The downpour washed the guano deposited by millions of migratory starlingsfrom trees onto the streets. The result, in combination with rotting leaves, was a slimy fungal mush so hazardous that it that reportedly led to car and motorcycle accidents.

Concerned for the safety of citizens, city authorities closed several roads on the banks of the Tiber for most of Saturday while refuse workers attempted to hose the streets back into a safe state.

Starlings swarming above Rome’s historic buildings are one of the iconic sights of the capital, but dealing with their excrement is a perennial problem for the city.

This season, efforts to stop them congregating in the plane trees lining the Tiber got a late start because of budget cutbacks.

The usual method is to broadcast recordings of the screeching sound starlings themselves make to warn of the presence of a bird of prey.

Real hawks were also deployed on an experimental basis, with limited success before the project was thwarted by the long dry spell that sent pollution levels soaring.

The starlings’ excrement creates a particularly slick mess because the little black birds spend their time in Italy gorging on olives on the outskirts of the Eternal City.

In the manner of tourists enjoying a good lunch in the country, they then return to the city centre as night falls, lured by warmer temperatures and the bright lights.


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