After agreeing with my w–e
After agreeing with my w–e that we would live separately from the end of this week (just about the only thing we have ever agreed on in 3½ years; finally! … Continue reading
Switzerland train crash now!
Switzerland train crash now! What the hell is going on! “Forty-four people were injured tonight after two passenger trains collided head-on in Switzerland. The dozens of passengers were hurt, four … Continue reading
“The German word for debt, Schuld, also means guilt”
“The German word for debt, Schuld, also means guilt,” read Ernst from his Telegraph. “Germans are profoundly attached to paying in cash. In shops, customers will often count out the … Continue reading
Whenever my w–e and I split up I will not replace her
Whenever my w–e and I split up I will not replace her with another woman (even if another woman would touch me with a barge pole); I would replace her … Continue reading
Now a coach crash in Italy
Now a coach crash in Italy; plunging from an viaduct in Avellino into dense undergrowth below. The Costa Concordia captain was sailing too close to the rocks trying to impress … Continue reading
When I have not had a drink for 4 or 5 days I just think obsessively about travelling to Europe again
When I have not had a drink for 4 or 5 days I just think obsessively about travelling to Europe again, to Munich, to Nuremberg, to Berlin. I was shocked … Continue reading
When I went to Schloss Neuschwanstein in 1999 I thought I will come back here every year
When I went to Schloss Neuschwanstein in 1999 I thought I will come back here every year; when I went to the top of St Mark’s Belltower in Venice in … Continue reading
“Early investigations into the crash have suggested the train was travelling at 118mph – more than twice the speed limit”
Early investigations into the crash have suggested the train was travelling at 118mph – more than twice the speed limit – when it derailed heading into a sharp curve. As … Continue reading
A train crash in Spain this time
A train crash in Spain this time—another high speed express. Two weeks ago after the Paris train crash I wondered if kids across Europe would be leaving steel plates on … Continue reading
Forget the c–t. Just concentrate on the breasts
Forget the cunt. Just concentrate on the breasts actually. All I need is some Nadine Jansen, or Milena Velba, or Joanna Bliss, or Alicia Loren, or Merilyn Sakova, none of … Continue reading
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